captain america: the winter soldier is actually a romantic comedy about bisexual retired airman sam wilson and the sudden parade of hot people barreling into his life
deadpool understands me
My boyfriend had nightmare that we went to dinner and I got up to pay for my meal and just ran away so he decided he would come in and lay on top of me to keep so I couldn’t “pay for dinner and leave [him] forever” and he fELL ASLEEP AGAIN AND IM TRAPPED HELP
"Luckily I have an ace up my sleeve!" I smirk and roll my sleeve up. A confused asexual rolls out, blinking in the sudden light.
Firstly: Excellent! I haven’t seen this yet — link me?
Secondly: I was literally repeating my ancient biology teacher from the 11th grade. Factually, it probably has a multitude of errors that need addressing and changes. Different levels, and fields, of scientific knowledge will result in different levels of understanding which will tip it in the direction of either ‘correct’ or ‘incorrect’. For example, if you’re in 11th grade biology and your teacher tells you a fact in class that’s related to the topic you’re studying, it seems correct. If you’re just scrolling through tumblr and you read it randomly, it would require some more knowledge before making a decision. However, if you’re a dermatologist, you might laugh until you die at how incorrect it is. As a side note, I have since learned something they don’t teach you in high school — you’re teachers aren’t always right! If you doubt something, query it (POLITELY AND AT THE CORRECT TIME don’t be a lil bitch to your teachers, they’re underpaid and overworked) because they aren’t omnipotent gods, they don’t know everything, and a good teacher will probably get back to you with the correct answer.
TL;DR: that’s cool, I wanna see, and if it’s not correct sorry for believing my biology teacher on a biological fact in high school.
Okay so warm water opens your pours and salt can be used as a cleanser (hence the ten billion sea salt scrubs on the market) to get rid of dirt, try washing your face with cool water after cuz the cold water will remove the salt and also close the pours again. But I’m a psychologist not a biologist so what would I know.
What are the chances, eh?
omfg people are actually donating you guys are fucking incredible
hey guys, just letting you know that I’ve re-instated the donate button on my blog.
Partly because I’m not sure why I took it down (during redesign probably), and partly because my bank account looks like this:
Yeah. That’s a negative sign next to the $400.
SO if anyone decides they really like some random funny chick on the internet and don’t want her to like, starve to death, and put a buck or two in, that’d be awesome.
look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to
Warbird (because I know you’re afraid of anything having the word Marvel in the title, and Binary doesn’t sound as badass)
Synopsis: US Air Force Colonel Carol Danvers (Anna Torv, Fringe) is about to hit forty, and ready to retire. Accompanied by War Machine James Rhodes (Don Cheadle, as seen in Iron Man 2 & 3), and suffering from a hangover, Danvers heads to the Nevada desert to investigate the crash landing of an unidentified aircraft. The last thing Danvers is in the mood for, is a run-in with smart mouthed, sneaky
SHIELD agentprivate investigator Jessica Drew (Lauren Cohan, The Walking Dead).
The second to last thing, is an alien spacecraft that seems to be phasing in and out of existence.