I promise I only bite when provoked or requested. Light Of My Eyes


My mother puts up with a lot of shit tbh

roman-rory-fallen-angel:

mishakaleins:

When they make a black widow movie, the trailer needs to be all mysterious and the song playing needs to be Scarlett Johansson singing a lullaby cover of the itsy bitsy spider

I need this in my life

I finally went though my draws and cleaned out all the clothes that don’t fit me. All I have left are socks and PJ’s. #ivelostweightbutatwhatcost

angrynerdyblogger:

I wish there was some sort of blanket you could cover yourself with but it didn’t make you warm it just provided the sensation of being covered because some nights it’s just too hot for a blanket but I need something covering me so it’s a choice between boiling to death or being completely vulnerable to monsters

Few things are as politically charged as the inside of a female toilet cubical at Uni.

hollyandvice:

brianxeller:

talking about your otp like

Men: Not ALL men.
Men to their daughters: Yes, all men. Every single one of them.

dippindotsvevo:

My anaconda don’t. 

My anaconda don’t.

My anaconda don’t want none. At all. I am an asexual

mightyhealthyquest:

IT’S ALWAYS TEA TIME!

hot-topic-trash-baby:

I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me

theladymonsters:

captain america: the winter soldier is actually a romantic comedy about bisexual retired airman sam wilson and the sudden parade of hot people barreling into his life

sebadasstian-stan:

deadpool understands me

My boyfriend had nightmare that we went to dinner and I got up to pay for my meal and just ran away so he decided he would come in and lay on top of me to keep so I couldn’t “pay for dinner and leave [him] forever” and he fELL ASLEEP AGAIN AND IM TRAPPED HELP

Just because I’m asexual doesn’t mean I can’t find people attractive. I mean, someone’s milkshake may bring me to the yard but that doesn’t stop me being lactose intolerant.
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