I promise I only bite when provoked or requested. Light Of My Eyes


Australia’s immigration housing plan

captainnaustralia: H O L L Y ALSO SEE YOU TOMORROW I GOT WINE MADE FROM MANGOS FOR YOU

tinystork:

Half Moon-Iron & Wine

The Ocean (Is Bleeding Salt)-Margot and the Nuclear So & So’s

Little Numbers-BOY

Live and Die-The Avett Brothers

Youth Knows No Pain-Lykke Li

You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.

We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”

I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”

He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.

James Buchanan (Bucky) Barnes

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Chris Pratt as Star-Lord on the first day of shooting Guardians of the Galaxy

anxiousbagel:

emotionally manipulative things you should never say to people:

  • "i would kill myself without you"
  • "everyone leaves me, don’t leave me like they did"
  • basically anything that guilts the other person into staying in a relationship with you

this is ridiculous how can people expect me to remember things like names and birthdays when i forget that i’ve boiled the kettle in the space of turning it on and waiting for it to finish and sometimes boil the kettle 4 times in a row before i remember to pour it into my cup. 

yes hi hello ambulance? i am having an emotion and i’d like it to stop 

buchananbarnes:

the thing is, Bucky only has like, 10 lines in CATWS. but 9 out of those 10 lines make you wanna set yourself on fire.

I counted. Including Flashbacks, there Bucky has 18 lines in total, two of which are repetitions of earlier lines. 

But you still want to set yourself on fire

susanivanovas:

true friendship is willfully making someone’s emotional devastation over fictional characters worse

on the plus side i have now lost so much weight that my oversized hoodie is a EXTREMELY oversized hoodie and it now reaches my knees and goes past my finger tips so I am therefore every comfy but also angry

I’m just angry in a ball

Talk a sucker punch to the solar plexus 

No more rhymes now, I mean it!

"Is this a kissing book?" 

I just slapped myself in the face to kill a mosquito. Not sure who won that battle. 

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