correctemondo:

advert for the university that Matt Smith went to

Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having this conversation
— Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via dacelio)

thewritershelpers:

uberwench:

skokielibrary:

teen-stuff-at-the-library:

A Great Guide on How to Cite Social Media Using Both MLA and APA styles

You’ll probably find this useful at some point.

Man, where was this chart when I was in library school?

Reblogging because EVERYONE (ESPECIALLY COLLEGE STUDENTS) needs this in their life. -H

COMMISSION THE CAPTAIN

captainnaustralia:

Hi folks!

So I recently realized that I’m dramatically short on cash, despite working nearly 40 hours a week on top of my university classes, and because of that I have opened up commissions for my writing and editing skills!

What I’ll do:

Writing: Anything. Any fandom, or any original characters. Any pairing/s, or general. Any prompt, setting, world. Prose, academic, online magazine articles. Basically, if you want it written, I will write it. If I don’t know about the fandom/world/pairings you want me to write about, I will let you know and do independent research to  provide you with the best quality I can.

Editing: Again, I will edit anything you wish to send. This includes – grammar and spelling, sentence structure, layout, referencing checks, etc. This includes anything from your general, run of the mill fic to your honours English essay that’s due in 12 hours (please note: Projects will be filled in the order that they are received. If your essay is due in 12 hours, there is no guarantee I will get to it on time. If you NEED something within a 24 hour period, and it is urgent, it will be made a priority and a custom price will be negotiated for speed fills, but I am only one person and I do have outside commitments.)

What I won’t do:

Your homework. Don’t think you can fool me, I’ll know if you send me your essay topics. I have a wonderful essay writing guide that you can use to help write your essays, and you can always send it to me after to be edited.

What things cost:

Writing: I charge $1(AU) for 100 words across all things. To keep things fair, I charge the same rate, regardless of what I’m writing.

Editing: I charge $1.50(AU) for 100 words across all things. Again, to keep things fair I charge the same rate regardless of what I’m editing.

Payment can be made through Paypal. Payments are to be made in advance, or through split payments (half before writing/editing has begun and half when completed, received and approved.) 

What you get:

You get what you pay for.

If you pay for a piece of writing, you will be privately provided with the piece of writing that you requested. At your discretion, that writing can be made available for public consumption, but without your permission, the writing that you pay for will not be viewed by anyone except you and myself.

If you pay for something to be edited, you will be privately provided with both the edited version of your work and a version with track changes so that you can see each individual edit that was made.

Remember, this is a business transaction. If you are unhappy with what you have purchased, please contact me immediately for either a refund or for your piece of work to be redone.

How to get in touch:

Email me at commissioncaptainaus@gmail.com

OR

Inbox me on Tumblr by clicking here or submit your terms here

kogla:

I got you, my angel! 

yourendorphine:

homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years

i am crying right now i love you europe

“something’s coming”


Libby:  
Did you know if I ripped your heart of of your chest and put it in a nutrient solution it would continue to beat outside of your body?

Erica:  
That's so cool! Did you know that when Mayan's used to sacrifice people by ripping out their hearts they would reach up through the stomach to pull the heart out because it was too hard to get through the rib cage?

Libby:  
That's awesome!

- both look to me-

Me:  
Uh. Hearts have four chambers?

- both exchange looks-

Me (thinking):  
They're going to pull my heart out of my stomach and keep it beating for that.

Eurovision 2013 

Here we go

#libbyisthebest

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