I promise I only bite when provoked or requested. Light Of My Eyes


Ahhhhh, there’s nothing like a steaming cup of patriarchal bullshit in the morning. 

killing-the-headlamps:

Sorry I was speeding, officer. I was listening to Mumford and Sons and the banjo solo came on.

Me writing smut

Me: Cock...................
Me: ... er spaniel. sweet jesus I can't do this

boyishdivision:

goddessofmusic:

elaran:

livelikedolphins:

unapolagetically:

a guide to some common and/or popular australian birbs by your friendly neighborhood australian 

emus always seemed more psychotic than stupid to me

DO NOT ENGAGE THIS BIRD

Anything from Australia will onyl be nice to you only if you have food

except the cassowary, you stay the fuck away from those demons

This is Kate Bishop. She’s pretty great.

marvelentertainment:

Get your first look at Charlie Cox as Matt Murdock in "Marvel’s Daredevil" on Netflix with these official photos: http://bit.ly/1qdlhRr

mindfang:

i think its cute how a humans normal reaction to a loud noise is to make a loud noise back

"Stick that in your donut hole!”

Someone just paid me money TO WRITE.

And then they liked it so much they’ve paid me MORE MONEY to write MORE. 

Is this what heaven feels like? 

bearsnbeetsnbattlestargalactica:

This was seriously the best prank

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I was born on 11/10. 

Overachiever since birth. 

ALLOW ME TO COMPLIMENT YOU DAMN IT

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