Ahhhhh, there’s nothing like a steaming cup of patriarchal bullshit in the morning.
Sorry I was speeding, officer. I was listening to Mumford and Sons and the banjo solo came on.
a guide to some common and/or popular australian birbs by your friendly neighborhood australian
emus always seemed more psychotic than stupid to me
DO NOT ENGAGE THIS BIRD
Anything from Australia will onyl be nice to you only if you have food
except the cassowary, you stay the fuck away from those demons
This is Kate Bishop. She’s pretty great.
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i think its cute how a humans normal reaction to a loud noise is to make a loud noise back
"Stick that in your donut hole!”
Someone just paid me money TO WRITE.
And then they liked it so much they’ve paid me MORE MONEY to write MORE.
Is this what heaven feels like?
This was seriously the best prank